This is just the coolest thing. Firefox has a really cool add-on that will allow you to view any web pages or mail as spoken by the Swedish Chef. It's called Bork Bork Bork! It's quite amusing ... it would definitely make reading junk mail very amusing.
Give it a go. Click on the Bork Bork Bork! link above and install the add-on.
Thees is joost zee cuulest theeng. Fureffux hes a reelly cuul edd-oon thet veell elloo yuoo tu feeoo uny veb peges oor meeel es spukee by zee Svedeesh Cheff. It's celled Bork Bork Bork!" It's qooeete-a emooseeng ... it vuoold deffeenitely meke-a reedeeng joonk meeel fery emooseeng.
Geefe-a it a gu. Cleeck oon zee Bork Bork Bork! leenk ebofe-a und instell zee edd-oon.